See your business the way a stranger does.
Every week someone discovers you for the first time — on Google, on ChatGPT, on your website at 11pm. You stopped seeing what they see years ago. In about two minutes, we'll show you. Free, no card, no sales call.
The Marketing Assessment is still being built, and it runs on experimental AI workflows — so it can get things wrong. Read anything here as a starting point, not a verdict. If something looks off, tell us and a person will check it by hand.
Every business forgets what it's like to be new.
You know your work is good. Your customers know it. But a stranger doesn't — and a stranger decides in minutes, from your website on their phone, your reviews sitting next to a competitor's, or an AI answer that never mentions you. Most owners have never once walked that path themselves.
This assessment walks it for you and writes down everything it finds.
Your next customer may not Google you at all. They ask ChatGPT who to call — and either you're in that answer, or a competitor is. Every assessment asks five AI engines about your market and shows you exactly what they said.
Run your free assessment
Takes about two minutes. No card, no sales call — the report link is yours either way.
The Marketing Assessment is still being built, and it runs on experimental AI workflows — so it can get things wrong. Read anything here as a starting point, not a verdict. If something looks off, tell us and a person will check it by hand.
Eight looks at the same first impression.
Every one of these runs automatically, free, in about two minutes — no card, no catch.
Website experience
How fast your site loads and how clearly it turns a visitor into a lead.
Measurement
Whether you can tell what any of your marketing is doing.
AI visibility
When someone asks ChatGPT who to call, are you in the answer — or is your competitor?
Search
Where you rank in organic search for the queries that bring in money.
Maps visibility
Whether you show up in the Google map pack — the block that takes most local clicks.
Social pulse
Posting rhythm, engagement, and whether your channels look open for business.
Paid presence
What ads you (and your closest competitor) are running right now, and where they land.
Reputation
Your reviews, side by side with the competitor you lose to.
Then we do the thing software can't.
A real person contacts your business as a first-time customer. We're pleasant. We're also taking notes.
The call
We call as a new customer with a real question. How fast you answer, how it feels, and whether anyone tries to win the work — scored, minute by minute.
The stopwatch
We fill out your own contact form and time the response. You'll see exactly how long a new lead waits — most owners are stunned by this number.
The write-up
A narrated account of the whole experience, the way your next customer lived it — not a checklist, a story.
The score
One clear score for the first impression your business makes when nobody is performing for the boss.
The Secret Shopper is a $49 add-on. Run your free assessment first — you can request it right from your report page.